Self Declared Worst Girlfriend

To quote Josh Lim:
"Boyfriends are only good for 3 things; money, transport, and sex"

I laughed hysterically at what he said.
My boyfriend got 1 out of 3 things covered alright.
I'll let you guess which.
;)


I went home that night and told the boyfriend, of course. Just to prove a point that he should never grumble at the thought of being my chaffeur and sometimes even letting me take a cab home from town or college, just because he's lazy to drive the car up to pick me. RISKING ME being raped or kidnapped or at least scammed by those mother fucker taxi drivers who never seems to follow the metre, but always never fails to stare at my legs omgwtfbbq.

Now, that's a clue there already.

As a defence, he told me girlfriends have no use (then why date me then, stupid). But stubborn half feminist me, refused to be labeled as useless. So here's a list+commentaries by the boyfriend of what good comes to having a girlfriend we made that night.

Me.
boyfriend.

1. A boost to a man's ego, when girlfriend praises the small ridiculous things men are so pathetically proud of.
-No, you destroy mine. Ego kena bash kau kau.

2. Put up with all of the cock and bull talk boyfriends do.
- You tell me to shut up after a while.
(In my defence, it's not a while, it's ALOT of bull talk i have to put up with before i get irritated)

3. Be your shoulder to cry on and for emotional pillow talks.
-That's more for you than for me.

4. Your support for difficult and lonely times.
- True. But DoTA does that too.

5. Sex
- No comment.

That's it, i'm officially declaring myself to be the worst possible girlfriend a guy can ever get.
To my boyfriend, i'm supposedly the best.

The again, love is known to play tricks on the mind.

kisses.